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The Sound of Love

Since Valentine’s Day is basically upon us, I decided I would make a playlist of songs to fit the occasion. Then I realized that we are not all in the same position for the holiday. Some of us would rather see the massacre over the gaiety. Others are stuck in a relationship for the holiday because “it would just be cruel to do that right before Valentine’s Day.” Fear not, o discontent lover, I got you covered. (If you for some quirky reason would actually want one of these “mixes”, as the cool kids call them, I can burn you it, be it after Valentine’s Day.)

For the Valentiner in love or something perceived as love, here are the sounds of the day:

Feel Like Making Love – Bad Company

Love Me Do – The Beatles

Take My Breath Away – Berlin

Soco Amaretto Lime – Brand New

Sunshine of Your Love – Cream

I Believe in a Thing Called Love – The Darkness

As Lovers Go – Dashboard Confessional

Light My Fire – The Doors

Iris – Goo Goo Dolls

Cupid – Jack Johnson

Nothing Better – The Postal Service

What I Like About You – The Romantics

Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D

Girl, You Really Got Me – Van Halen

Okay, so most of those are cheesy. I have an excuse; I’m not in that group.

For the Valentiner who’s only love is the whiskey he/she uses to wash away pain of loneliness:

The Thrill is Gone – B.B. King

Help! – The Beatles

Jude Law and the Semester Abroad – Brand New

Am I Missing? – Dashboard Confessional

Swagger – Flogging Molly

November Rain – Guns N’ Roses

Love Song for No One – John Mayer

One – Metallica

Inside of Love – Nada Surf

All Apologies – Nirvana

Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones

The Astronaut – Something Corporate

The Sticks are Woven into Spokes – Twothirtyeight

Only In Dreams – Weezer

Here’s to Jack and his magical ability to get people to make real fools of themselves.

For the Valentiner with a voodoo doll of their ex:

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – AC/DC

Rolling Away – Amalgram

Seeing Other People – Belle & Sebastian

Seventy Times Seven – Brand New

Rapid Hope Loss – Dashboard Confessional

Your Time is Gonna Come – Led Zeppelin

Stranglehold – Ted Nugent

Hope your revenge goes good; Send me pictures.

For the Valentiner looking for a shallow, good time:

Stand Up – AC/DC

Girls – Beastie Boys

Why Don’t We Do It in the Road – The Beatles

Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis – Brand New

Paradise City – Guns N’ Roses

Cold Hard Bitch – Jet

Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw – Jimmy Buffet

Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen

Born To Be Wild – Steppenwolf

Kielbasa – Tenacious D

Sharp Dressed Man – ZZ Top

But remember, Frankie says relax!

For the Valentiner stuck in a relationship and only wants out:

Whipping Post – The Allman Brothers Band

Unhappily Yours – Alva Star

The Best Deceptions – Dashboard Confessional

Tiny Vessels – Death Cab for Cutie

Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You – Led Zeppelin

I Want to Break Free – Queen

Tainted Love – Soft Cell

Konstantine – Something Corporate

Pink Triangle – Weezer (Just in case this needs to happen because your girlfriend has her own girlfriend)

Hopefully he/she got you something good for Valentine’s Day.

Add Louie Louie by The Kingsmen onto any of those lists because nobody knows what they are saying and it’s got a nice beat. If asked, translate the lyrics according to the situation.

That’s it. All you got to do is play those bad boys and viola, the desired effect will happen. Rise. Repeat.

2 Comments on this post:

Blogger Connor in his/her infinite wisdom said...

haha, thats awesome rocky. i think im subscribing to the whiskey one or the shallow (NOT), good time one (cause i'm not shallow, we all know that... uhhhh yeah)

5:02 PM  
Blogger Sarah in his/her infinite wisdom said...

Konstantine is such a good song!

10:59 PM  

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